Here’s the official poster for Adjust Your Tracking done by the great Devon Whitehead. Please spread this all over the internet and post it as many times as you can on every website you have. We want everyone possible to know about the film.
We are proud to say the movie is finally finished and a press release with a new trailer will be going up in a week or two! Thanks for the continued support and be on the lookout for our world premiere coming soon!
Finally! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!
VHShitfest: #173- Armicron in Outlaw Power (aka Power King) (Hyung-rae Shim, Coleman DeKay; 1996) -
by Tim May
Let’s begin our look at the American/Korean hybrid Armicron in Outlaw Power with a close reading of its opening crawl.
“It is a dark time for the galaxy.”
Only the first of many Star Wars “homages.”
“Ankar, sinister overlord of the Morgoth Ulaan Star System…
VHShitfest: #133- Black River Monster (John Duncan; 1986) -
by Tim May
Welcome to Camelot Studios weekend! This interesting Michigan based studio released six movies in the mid-to-late eighties including The Earhunter (1985), Black River Magic (1985), The Black River Horse Capades (year unknown), and The Hackers (1988). The company still…
VHShitfest: #122- Delinquent School Girls (Greg Corarito; 1975) -
by Tim May
Delinquent School Girls wasted no time answering our biggest question when Dan and I start a movie. Almost immediately, there are tits.
We’re brought to a juvenile correctional facility for girls, which seems to run a lot more like a mildly strict boarding…
Shitheads! ‘Shitters! We bring to you the very first in our line of custom DVD-Rs! VHShideo proudly presents, Hellroller! A shot on video slasher about a sadistic handicapped killer who terrorizes the streets of L.A. and the showers of strippers. It’s hands down one of the worst, if not the very worst, movie we’ve ever watched. It has to be seen to be believed and we are happy to be making it available to the masses.
We put a ton of time and effort into this release trying to make it worthwhile for everyone.
For only $10 (which is $5 less than most other people charge for terrible barebones DVD-Rs) you get:
- The full-length VHS-transferred film
- Newly designed original cover art
- Feature-length commentary featuring Dan, Tim, and Dabeedo
- An extended VHShitfest video review
- Interactive menus
- And a customized DVD insert featuring a doodle from Dan or Tim and both of our autographs!
That’s hours and hours worth of entertainment for a measly ten bucks! We will be using that money to do future DVD-R releases and other really cool things! Please reblog and help us out.
The DVD is technically free and $10 shipping. If you live outside the U.S. please message us and we’ll work something out for you! Please support us and really help us out, tell your friends to buy one! Just click the donate button and enter the amount! If you want to donate more than $10 for a copy that’d be amazing. Please include your name/address, too!
Link (since the button doesn’t work on the Tumblr dashboard): http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=DEAVVUEGAN6PS
‘SUP VHSHITHEADS AND/OR SHITTERS?!
On September 9th, 2010, we started a modest review blog with a simple gimmick: we’d only watch movies on the supposedly obsolete format of VHS.
We both doubted it would last more than a couple months, but here we are a year later. Starting with a measly 13 movies in Tim’s dorm room, the collection has ballooned to over 2,500! Together we’ve written 120 reviews and made around 30 videos. Not bad for a year’s work.
Obviously, we weren’t completely alone in this journey (though we are the kings). Thanks to our official tech guy and master chef Dabeedo, without whom we would never get anything done. Then there’s our assorted band of cronies, both in real life (Brook White, Joel Smith, Dan May, Ally Orlando) and online (Horror Boobs, J. Dickie, Camp Motion Pictures, our boy Cory Enns). And, of course, thanks to our thousands of followers (how?), especially those devoted few who have traded with us, or even better, sent us free shit.
Keep shitting for another year…at least.
- Tim and Dan
P.S. There’s a lot of new and old (but new to you) content coming up today, but for now check out each of our three favorite reviews from the archive!
Tim - The Man From Hell, Biokids, Turtle Tunes
Dan - Hobgoblins, Computer Beach Party, Tougher Than Leather
NOTE: Dan would also like to thank his parents who continuously support VHShitfest and everything he does.
VHShitfest: #114 - Attack of the Beast Creatures (Michael Stanley; 1985) -
by Dan Kinem
Oh, what’s this!? An unexpected beastly double feature?! You got that right! To go along with the semi-classic Beasties, we have another underrated masterpiece, Attack of the Beast Creatures. Me and this movie actually go way back, back to the days where I would wear…
VHShitfest: #99 - Summer Camp Nightmare (Bert L. Dragin; 1987) -
By Dan Kinem
“Dear Mom, The camp director is dead. The counselors are locked up. And the kids are out of control. Having a wonderful time. Love, Marvin”
How could anyone not want to see this? It’s a movie released in the 1980s called Summer Camp Nightmare, for Christ’s sake. It…