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adjustyourtracking: Here’s the official poster for Adjust Your...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:13:21 -0400

Here’s the official poster for Adjust Your Tracking done by the great Devon Whitehead. Please spread this all over the internet and post it as many times as you can on every website you have. We want everyone possible to know about the film.

We are proud to say the movie is finally finished and a press release with a new trailer will be going up in a week or two! Thanks for the continued support and be on the lookout for our world premiere coming soon!

Finally! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!

VHShitfest: #173- Armicron in Outlaw Power (aka Power King) (Hyung-rae Shim, Coleman DeKay; 1996)

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:25:59 -0500

VHShitfest: #173- Armicron in Outlaw Power (aka Power King) (Hyung-rae Shim, Coleman DeKay; 1996):

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by Tim May

Let’s begin our look at the American/Korean hybrid Armicron in Outlaw Power with a close reading of its opening crawl.

“It is a dark time for the galaxy.”

Only the first of many Star Wars “homages.”

“Ankar, sinister overlord of the Morgoth Ulaan Star System…

VHShitfest: #133- Black River Monster (John Duncan; 1986)

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:33:52 -0500

VHShitfest: #133- Black River Monster (John Duncan; 1986):

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by Tim May

Welcome to Camelot Studios weekend! This interesting Michigan based studio released six movies in the mid-to-late eighties including The Earhunter (1985), Black River Magic (1985), The Black River Horse Capades (year unknown), and The Hackers (1988). The company still…

vhshitfest: Coming soon! The next VHShideo release: Gore-Met...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:36:18 -0500

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Coming soon! The next VHShideo release: Gore-Met Zombie Chef from Hell! Get your asses ready for our new video review and DVD (and VHS!) release! This is going to be completely free like Hellroller, but we will ask for a small fee to cover the production/shipping . There will be 25 VHS/DVD bundle packs available and 50 DVD two-disc sets, after that, this will be gone forever. More details on how to order your copy in the following weeks so keep your eyes peeled! You won’t want to miss this!

VHShitfest: #122- Delinquent School Girls (Greg Corarito; 1975)

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 22:19:56 -0400

VHShitfest: #122- Delinquent School Girls (Greg Corarito; 1975):

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by Tim May

Delinquent School Girls wasted no time answering our biggest question when Dan and I start a movie. Almost immediately, there are tits.

We’re brought to a juvenile correctional facility for girls, which seems to run a lot more like a mildly strict boarding…

vhshitfest: Shitheads! ‘Shitters! We bring to you the very...

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:10:29 -0400

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Shitheads! ‘Shitters! We bring to you the very first in our line of custom DVD-Rs! VHShideo proudly presents, Hellroller! A shot on video slasher about a sadistic handicapped killer who terrorizes the streets of L.A. and the showers of strippers. It’s hands down one of the worst, if not the very worst, movie we’ve ever watched. It has to be seen to be believed and we are happy to be making it available to the masses.

We put a ton of time and effort into this release trying to make it worthwhile for everyone.

For only $10 (which is $5 less than most other people charge for terrible barebones DVD-Rs) you get:
- The full-length VHS-transferred film
- Newly designed original cover art
- Feature-length commentary featuring Dan, Tim, and Dabeedo
- An extended VHShitfest video review
- Interactive menus
- And a customized DVD insert featuring a doodle from Dan or Tim and both of our autographs!

That’s hours and hours worth of entertainment for a measly ten bucks! We will be using that money to do future DVD-R releases and other really cool things! Please reblog and help us out.

The DVD is technically free and $10 shipping. If you live outside the U.S. please message us and we’ll work something out for you! Please support us and really help us out, tell your friends to buy one! Just click the donate button and enter the amount! If you want to donate more than $10 for a copy that’d be amazing. Please include your name/address, too!

Link (since the button doesn’t work on the Tumblr dashboard): http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=DEAVVUEGAN6PS

vhshitfest: ‘SUP VHSHITHEADS AND/OR SHITTERS?! On September...

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:08:40 -0400

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‘SUP VHSHITHEADS AND/OR SHITTERS?!

On September 9th, 2010, we started a modest review blog with a simple gimmick: we’d only watch movies on the supposedly obsolete format of VHS.

We both doubted it would last more than a couple months, but here we are a year later. Starting with a measly 13 movies in Tim’s dorm room, the collection has ballooned to over 2,500! Together we’ve written 120 reviews and made around 30 videos. Not bad for a year’s work.

Obviously, we weren’t completely alone in this journey (though we are the kings). Thanks to our official tech guy and master chef Dabeedo, without whom we would never get anything done. Then there’s our assorted band of cronies, both in real life (Brook White, Joel Smith, Dan May, Ally Orlando) and online (Horror Boobs, J. Dickie, Camp Motion Pictures, our boy Cory Enns). And, of course, thanks to our thousands of followers (how?), especially those devoted few who have traded with us, or even better, sent us free shit.

Keep shitting for another year…at least.

- Tim and Dan

P.S. There’s a lot of new and old (but new to you) content coming up today, but for now check out each of our three favorite reviews from the archive!

Tim - The Man From Hell, Biokids, Turtle Tunes
Dan - Hobgoblins, Computer Beach Party, Tougher Than Leather

NOTE: Dan would also like to thank his parents who continuously support VHShitfest and everything he does.

VHShitfest: #114 - Attack of the Beast Creatures (Michael Stanley; 1985)

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 20:17:34 -0400

VHShitfest: #114 - Attack of the Beast Creatures (Michael Stanley; 1985):

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by Dan Kinem

Oh, what’s this!? An unexpected beastly double feature?! You got that right! To go along with the semi-classic Beasties, we have another underrated masterpiece, Attack of the Beast Creatures. Me and this movie actually go way back, back to the days where I would wear…

VHShitfest: #99 - Summer Camp Nightmare (Bert L. Dragin; 1987)

Tue, 24 May 2011 22:15:08 -0400

VHShitfest: #99 - Summer Camp Nightmare (Bert L. Dragin; 1987):

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By Dan Kinem

“Dear Mom, The camp director is dead. The counselors are locked up. And the kids are out of control. Having a wonderful time. Love, Marvin”

How could anyone not want to see this? It’s a movie released in the 1980s called Summer Camp Nightmare, for Christ’s sake. It…

vhshitfest: Check out Episode 13 of VHShit-Bits! In this...

Tue, 24 May 2011 18:03:14 -0400

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Check out Episode 13 of VHShit-Bits! In this episode, we look back on our first one hundred reviews. Thanks to everybody for making the past nine months some of the best and most productive times of both of our lives.

Also featured in this episode is our brand new intro, shot and edited by our boy Dabeedoo! He did a fantastic job taking our stupid ideas and making them look and feel right. Thank him for the mindblowing intro by following him on his Tumblr!

Two more videos are coming your way tomorrow, so watch out!

VHShitfest: #88- The Shanghai Killers (AKA Slash: Blade of Death; Tian-lin Wang; 1971)

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:04:48 -0400

VHShitfest: #88- The Shanghai Killers (AKA Slash: Blade of Death; Tian-lin Wang; 1971):

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by Tim May

The Shanghai Killers is a film starring James Tien, a common bit player in Bruce Lee movies. Our VHS copy, however, credits him as Paul Tien. An easy mistake to make, really. I often tell people The Graduate starred Matt Hoffman and Sunset Boulevard was directed by Thomas…

VHShitfest: #89 - Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors (Mike Hadley, Kerry O'Quinn; 1986)

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:01:15 -0400

VHShitfest: #89 - Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors (Mike Hadley, Kerry O'Quinn; 1986):

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By Dan Kinem

Now this is a VHS gem. Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors is a horror convention that takes place a few times a year, yet despite the number of times it happens and the fact it’s one of the most popular conventions it has only been captured into a documentary once (and remains…

VHShitfest: #87 - Nickelodeon Snick Vol. 1 - Nick Snicks Friendship (1993)

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:00:14 -0400

VHShitfest: #87 - Nickelodeon Snick Vol. 1 - Nick Snicks Friendship (1993):

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By Dan Kinem

Not our typical review but I couldn’t help it. Beyond collecting VHS, Pogs, and Simpsons stuff, I also collect 80s/90s Nickelodeon stuff. Anything from Ren and Stimpy comics, the Finders Keeper’s game, Secret World of Alex Mack chapter books, you name it. If there’s an…

VHShitfest: #79 - Computer Beach Party (Gary Troy; 1987)

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 01:00:46 -0500

VHShitfest: #79 - Computer Beach Party (Gary Troy; 1987):

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By Dan Kinem

Beach comedy sex romps are a staple of VHShitfest and the format in general (see our review of The Beach Girls). We normally purchase any obscure ones we come across, because we know that, at the very least, it’ll be packed with gratuitous nudity and cheesy slapstick…

vhshitfest: We now have over 2,000 followers! Thanks everyone!...

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 20:39:49 -0500

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We now have over 2,000 followers!

Thanks everyone! Reblog this picture and help us spread the word even further! There might be a special surprise when we hit 3,000.

-Tim